Hello, my new best friend!

We finally stopped calling him Uterus Hog. And I've forgiven him for not wanting to be my Birthday Buddy.

I call him E.Z. Ez. Razzmatazz. Neto. Spanglish for nieto. It works cuz his mom still calls me Netty. Porkloin. At two ounces bigger than Porkchop, it works too.

His parents call him Ezra Kent Peterson Meraz.

Cute little bugger, huh?

Booger.
Bug.

The options are endless.