Thursday, December 9, 2010

Remember that one time...

..when the zipper on your favorite purse snagged on its pocket lining, and then your phone rang while awaiting a very important call, and you broke the whole outside of the zipper because you manhandled it a little too roughly so you had no option but to cut the zipper out forever destroying your Target $6.97 purse that was once mistaken for a Coach bag? And you cried.

And that time that you threw the kid in the shower with Dad to save a few minutes only to hear cursing a few minutes later and to find out that his appliance fell out, got stepped on, and snapped in half?

Well I do. And it was not as awesome or as funny as it sounds.

5 comments:

Erica said...

Well since I love you I will send you my orange Coach purse in the mail tomorrow. Hope today is a better day. :) Oh, Derrick can't wait for his mittens, you are making him very happy. :)

Goose said...

Sounds like an absolutely shitty day. I am sorry. :(

mycheekyredshoes said...

Yup. I've had days like that...and I have to say this post made laugh, as do most of them. :)

tawni

P.S. Thanks so much for the hat response. I'm currently working on a skull cap like pork chop's.

Marti said...

I was having a blonde moment the first time I read this. I thought you were talking about John's appliance and was hurting for him all day(and feeling bad that everyone knew) until it hit me you were talking about Porkchops appliance.

Ellie said...

Remember that one time when I slammed the trunk closed on top of me keys, sending the panic alarm to go off, while I frantically checked everywhere i could think of looking for my keys? And the next day when I couldn't unlock the car with the remote anymore and I kicked the bumper as hard as I could in view of the public... Today is 12-11-10, its bound to be a good day!

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