Wednesday, January 18, 2012

2012 Resolutions Betty White Helped Me Write

“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
  • Things to make me a better wife and mom...regular family dinner, read together more, sit down and play, regular family night.

"The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana!"
  • I want to be better at remembering and acknowledging important people's birthdays.

"You gotta use everything you possibly can."
  • Gotta stay within my grocery budget. Don't buy something unless I love it and would like to either look at it or wear it every day.

"I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise."
  • Need to get back down to my optimal weight for height.

"It is very silly. You've had such an overdose of me lately. I'm thinking of going away for a while."
  • Going to read a book and knit a project per month.

"I've been the luckiest old broad on two feet to have all the jobs that I've had."
  • Keep up the pace and keep working from home 12 hrs per week.

"Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks."
  • Go to bed early, get up early. Get dressed to shoes. Damn that FLYlady, because it really works.
All the quotes have been attributed to Betty White.

1 comment:

cambridgeclan said...

In a couple of weeks you'll be a good 15 pounds closer to that optimal weight. Maybe I should add some goals to my life. I like the vagina comment.

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