I, more than the general population I think, get that it is a bloody miracle but still... you've got to admit it's very strange the physical changes a person can undergo in such a short period of time without going under the knife.
It does have its perks though.
- You can ask for and eat whatever you want and no one questions it.
- People tell you that you look great when you look like shiz.
- It is the best excuse to do absolutely nothing and be anti-productive and you totally get away with it!
- You can get away with anything.
- Strangers are nice to you.
- Even stranger are the creepy dudes that go beyond nice, venturing into the realm of coming on to you. So very creepy.
Basically what it boiled down to was... Think like a dude. They can't get you pregnant and they know you put out.