LMAO

We went for Chinese food with family tonight. I don't know which was better- the marital advice or the fortune cookies.

Tip for fifty years of marriage..."We never contemplated divorce. Not ever. Murder lots of times."

"In bed" was added to the end of every fortune. When I say every fortune, I mean even Great Grandma added "In bed" to the end of her fortune. I almost lost all bladder control.

On the way home my husband bought me an ice cream cone.

I think I'm gonna make it through my weekend working.