Dude, you're not helping.

I don't trust dentists or plumbers farther than I can throw a stick. They'll bleed you dry of your child's imaginary college fund, and who's to say they aren't total hacks? But what can you do? Call me crazy but something about an impending water birth prompts me to ensure that there will be hot, or at least warm, water.

So I walk out to the garage to check on how much closer I am to a hot shower and without even looking up I hear him say, "Oh! So that's how these things work!!"

Awesome.