- It was cute oh, say, the first three hundred times, but by 798 it's not as cute, but still pretty cute all the same:
Porkchop- This, ahem..., darling little trick where he bangs his bottle against the crib rails at 2a.m. to let me know he's hungry. Just like a little prisoner against the jail cell rails.
- Brothers and sisters. No one can punk them but you:
Porkchop- Pulling Sister's hair is awesome
- Funny if it's not your kid:
Porkchop- He screeches just like a baby teradactyl. Just like one. Even in church. Even better during the Sacrament.
- Funny even when it is your kid:
Porkchop- Screeching like a teradactyl anytime Ani approaches the high chair.
- Ani and Jedi's Current Favorite Person...