A four year-old walked up to my belly and asked how come it got so fat. I told her that there was a baby living inside. She then walked around behind me, put one hand on each cheek and asked, "Well, how come you got lumpy back here?"
Bless the quick witted response from a friend standing close by, "Counter balance!!!"
Just to be safe I registered myself for the Disneyland 5k and Long Beach Half Marathon later this fall. It seems a little ambitious after getting winded vaccuming my closet, but a four year old has given me a complex.
Who has the video of E and Tio singing this? It's a family heirloom and I want a copy. It would've enhanced this post had I had a copy available. Granted, neither would talk to me, but it would've been worth it.
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