Ma Boyz

Every Mama wants to raise a Mama's boy, but no one wants to marry one. It is one of life's great conundrums. But it's really not my problem. While I do hope to raise productive leaders of the future, I'm also quite okay if this Chipmunk decides never to leave home. It is no secret that I hope he marries an orphan. And I don't care if it makes me a two-timing hussy, I've got two boyfriends.