Seriously people? We all know how I feel about pious, pretentious, prudes who think that by slamming and criticizing they are lifting people up to the heights that they think they have attained when really they are just making an ass of themselves, being incredibly rude, not to mention totally un-Christlike. Oh, you didn't know I felt that way? Now you do. See here for the discussion. If she ruffles feathers, I think I would blow them straight off their chicken butts.
When in doubt go bullet style...
- We went swimming tonight and I scared myself by what I thought was climbing out of my bathing suit. Tarantulas that would frighten Bear Grylls. Let's just say summer was a long time ago and it's going to take a tree hedger to get things back in shape. Which reminds me...the girl who sold us our La-Z-Boy today was Brazilian.
- My stress has been relieved. Literally. If you didn't get the memo on that you either aren't on my A-list or I decided to protect you from things you just shouldn't know about a person. I should be more ashamed that my A-list included more than one phone call. Tough ta-tas.
- Which reminds me again...I am back to wanting a boob job. I cycle through wanting one, not wanting one, off and on throughout the year. I think it's seasonal. Something about having to fill (or not fill) the afore mentioned bathing suit.
7 comments:
I love reading your blog. You always give me something to laugh about. Thanks!
My vote goes to censorship, it brings a much nicer spirit. But that goes without saying, right?
Think of it as virtue, not piety. After all, if we are not in the church to improve ourselves, what for then?
Just catching up on my blog reading and I just love to read yours. You make me laugh. Thanks to directing me to c-jane. What a great writer. I've also check out the the blog segulla(spelling?). What fun reading from real people! Congrated on the new home!!
Net, I don't think I even need to comment but you just made my day. :)
I read your link. Who the HELL do those women think they are? That blog post was amazing. I loved it!
My vote goes for banishing people that don't agree with you and me. Stupid heads...
(Remember when everything used to be stupid head? Miqui used to say it in the funniest voice...)
How boring this life would be if we all thought alike and had the take on everything!
I wasn't sure if I needed to comment since I was the sister in the background laughing and egging you on. But Amen to everything you said.
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