A select few have our home phone number. The Bishop and the telemarketers. So we never answer the phone. I forgot this little house rule yesterday afternoon and sure enough..."Hi, we have an important message from your child's school.."
Um, really? That's weird. My kid doesn't go to school. But while I've got you on the phone...
What is with this I hear about kindergartners and homework? I've already been to kindergarten and I think homework is lame. Lame. lame. lame. If you still believe in Santa, pick your nose, and need help tying your shoe, you should be exempt from homework. And unless this is a phone call regarding a petition to band homework from kindergarten I'm really not interested, but thanks anyway.
Homework is lame at any age and I still fit two of the three categories above, so I should be exempt too. I'll let you guess which two.
Happy Monday in the morning! Back to school sorta sucks for some. Say that five times fast.
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