How to Torture This Very Pregnant, Very Hormonal Momma

1. Fly around the world without leaving a detailed handbook/tutorial on how to properly conduct the bedtime routine so Scrunch will stay in bed.

2. Take pictures of every delectable dish you consumed and that I likely never will.

3. Get me hooked on chocolate almond bars that don't make me puke but are not available on this continent.

4. Come home, be the hero and Scrunch's favorite person in the universe, and then think that this is going to get you off the hook.