Yesterday, my husband called me "Non-compliant" which is nurse speak for "you don't listen to a damn thing anyone tells you." I complain the most about my non-compliant patients, he was quick to point out.
I'm supposed to be slowing down, keeping my feet up, and resting an hour in the morning and an hour in the afternoon. I am not allowed to have a baby before Friday. He feels like he's going to fall out. I've been told they don't do that. Just watch- just because I can't, he wants to. And after Friday I'll be waiting, and he won't go anywhere and I'll call him non-compliant.
Tonight, we're having hot dogs, grapes, and hopefully Doritos for dinner. I laughed when I realized that the AAP would like to ban our entire meal. Completely non-compliant.
Non-compliant is my new middle name.
1. Often misinterpreted as a bad characteristic, crazy is used to describe people that are random, hyper, creative, and flat out fun to hang with.(adj.)
Monday, April 19, 2010
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3 comments:
He says "non-compliant"... I say "pot stirrer". :)
yay for baby coming soon!
New middle name?!?! There is nothing new about it.
John and Dale can have something to relate to now. So excited for the baby!!! I just need to meet Kensley before she gets married:)
Hang in there.
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