- Gather up anything you know you don't want to keep, but is too nice to give away. Say like, ugly wedding gifts, a mis-matched set of glassware you just had to have- stuff like that.
- Put it in a box.
- Drive ten miles over the speed limit along the windy road to my house.
And walah! You will have no choice but to throw the whole thing away. Now, don't we all feel better? Not that I have a box like that in the back of my car right now or anything.
Oooh, and another thing. Mr. Clean Magic Erasers really are magic.
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Gotta love neighbors like that! And one tip about the Magic Erasers - keep them AWAY from the little ones. And away from your skin. They claim to no longer have acid in them, but they're still abrasive, and will scrape the heck out of your skin! (and for some reason the littles like to rub them on the faces. . .)
So um...one has to wonder if among those "ugly wedding gifts" was the goddess of fertility?
Oh, gosh no! The goddess is safely tucked away in the back of the closet where she has lived for six years. In my will I'll leave her to you.
Which begs another question...goddess of fertility or ancient contraceptive?
oooh, I'd never thought of that! Let's strap her to a bottle rocket!
You could send her here for the next couple of years and we will send it back when her magical powers are no longer needed :)
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