Some of his famous one-liners include-
"Youth and skill are no match for old age and treachery." Heard almost on a weekly basis.
"Hmmmm." No one say's hmmm like my dad.
"What's up kiddo?" I don't even think he realizes he says this. Alot.
Any reference to his boss includes the phrase "our fearless leader" in a somewhat sarcastic tone.
and my personal favorite...
"Anything your little heart desires."
On our first date, (when you date a woman with four teenage daughters you take her kids too) we went for Chinese food. We knew it was a match when we almost got kicked out of the restaurant for laughing so hard. And we've been laughing and having fun ever since. So for Dad... I crocheted you a fortune cookie. One that won't mold no matter how old you get.