Brutal Honesty

I just got done talking to my family on the webcam. The instant the video pulled up I heard every variation of the oldest joke my beloveds know.

Did you get the license plate number?
I didn't hear about the crash.
You look like you've been hit by a truck.

Thank you. I feel like I've been hit by a truck.

But I'm not sure what you'd expect to see. Just so you're warned, if you sign up on Skype and call me without notice, this is what you're likely to see. Or worse, so bite me.