Low Maintenance

I'm a simple girl really. That is why chocolate and new jeans for Mother's Day rocks as a gift. Although I'm a lover all things Gap, I've discovered a new love. I love Express jeans. I would wear them every day. And I now sport the definition of wash and wear hair. Good thing too because I had to leave the house in a hurry this morning. To simplify my routine even further, I have switched to mineral make-up (An idea I got from Holly who's makeup always looks awesome. She also has very awesome eyebrows.) Anyway, I'm to the point now where I throw on my jeans, put a little pomade in my hair and can Kabuki my face while giving Little Miss her bath. Problem is, I'm not really a low maintenance girl. According to 'When Harry Met Sally', I'm the worst kind of girl. I'm a high maintenance girl, who thinks she's low maintenance.