Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Dear Mike, Come home soon!

I'd like to file a missing persons report.

He's white. Not caucasian. Just white.
About 4 inches by 4 inches.
Most recently speaks in a British accent.
He never answers, but I still call him Mike.

Somehow, somewhere I misplaced by better half. Mike, my GPS, and I have been connected at the hip for the last two years. I don't know if it was something I said, or what, but he's gone. Just up and left. I've left no rock unturned, looked everywhere, and still... nothing.

In the mean time, I'm afraid to leave the house.

Mike come home soon. You have until Friday and then you will be replaced.

1 comment:

Marti said...

If you had a GPS you might be able to locate Mike?
Hope you had a nice vsit with mom and miqui

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